Caledonian Bear

mekarska:

I’m tried of gay pride. I want gay sloth, gay lust, gay envy, gay gluttony, gay wrath, and gay greed now.

Gay gluttony is what happens every time catatonicub and I order a curry.

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Yes: this blog is going to be an unfiltered, stream-of-consciousness apocalyptic log of my caffeine-fuelled sleep deprived journey home at this fucking ungodly hour. With progress selfies.
No: je ne regrette rieeeeen
katarakarate:

definitelynotsatan:

seerofsarcasm:

oliviatheelf:

The saddest thing is that most people will find this humorous instead of serious. We’re standing right beside one another, and yet we text others instead of actually speaking to each other. Have you ever sat down and thought about how uncomfortable we now are around one another that it’s so bad that we literally pretend to be texting someone when we’re not, just so it’s less awkward to stand beside people? What’s supposed to strengthen our bonds has taken away from it. It’s time to take our faces out of our phones and notice the world, give a kind gesture to someone, and go SEE your friends instead of just texting them.
I’m going to let that sink in.

Ah yes let me just up and leave school right in between my classes so I can go see the friend 40 miles away that i’m currently texting instead of making idle chit chat with the people around me that I don’t particularly care for.Fuck your pretentious shit.


"whines evil technology is making people antisocial its not real communication if its not face to face and im a pretentious self righteous shitbaby that asks random people on the street for the time and feels good about it"




I hate people who whine about how “technology is destroying us”. No it’s not, shut your cave.I can access the collective knowledge of mankind anywhere on the fucking planet on a device the size of my hand. I might not have my flying car but this is infinitely better. I am living in the future I saw in scifi, all I need is warp drive and NASA’s already working on it.

katarakarate:

definitelynotsatan:

seerofsarcasm:

oliviatheelf:

The saddest thing is that most people will find this humorous instead of serious. We’re standing right beside one another, and yet we text others instead of actually speaking to each other. Have you ever sat down and thought about how uncomfortable we now are around one another that it’s so bad that we literally pretend to be texting someone when we’re not, just so it’s less awkward to stand beside people? What’s supposed to strengthen our bonds has taken away from it. It’s time to take our faces out of our phones and notice the world, give a kind gesture to someone, and go SEE your friends instead of just texting them.

I’m going to let that sink in.

Ah yes let me just up and leave school right in between my classes so I can go see the friend 40 miles away that i’m currently texting instead of making idle chit chat with the people around me that I don’t particularly care for.

Fuck your pretentious shit.

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"whines evil technology is making people antisocial its not real communication if its not face to face and im a pretentious self righteous shitbaby that asks random people on the street for the time and feels good about it"

I hate people who whine about how “technology is destroying us”. No it’s not, shut your cave.

I can access the collective knowledge of mankind anywhere on the fucking planet on a device the size of my hand. I might not have my flying car but this is infinitely better. I am living in the future I saw in scifi, all I need is warp drive and NASA’s already working on it.

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herrfaust:

dztriple:

svalts:

but yeah I died

So

Is that a pissed face because of the color pun, or is it because he played Mr. Pink in Pulp Fiction

I mean it works on a few levels

Just saying

Shut up

Pulp Fiction

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Also…

catatonicub:

me and the bf have got tickets booked to see Still Game live, so really looking forward to that too. Steve’s parents gave us money to see a show and get a hotel and meal as my 30th birthday is coming up.

Oh yeah… and we’ve got a bunch of shows booked for the Edinburgh Fringe which I’m sure I’ll bore you all with in detail soon.

My parents are awesome :D
“There’ll be no flirting, that’s for sure. It’s not what this Doctor’s concerned with. It’s quite a fun relationship, but no. I did call and say, ‘I want no Papa-Nicole moments.’ I think there was a bit of tension with that at first, but I was absolutely adamant.”

Peter Capaldi, on the more-visible age difference between his Doctor and Jenna-Louise Coleman’s Clara. Sunday Telegraph Interview

Peter, let me (platonically or not) love you, love you, love you for this.

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"a bit of tension with that at first" lol i am so not surprised
but “absolutely adamant” — BABY LET ME KISS YOUR WRINKLY FACE

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THANK THE LORD ABOVE.

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